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comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

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superspygrantward:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN


#the real straight agenda (via rogue-apostate)

superspygrantward:

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

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I’ll show you the other part later.

Reblogged from The Sun Will Rise

inappropriatesugartits:

*reblogging from the grave*

Bi Superpowers

bisexualpiratequeen:

  • confusing non-bi’s
  • explaining the actual definition of bisexuality and biromanticism for, like, the 500th time today, god
  • Being invisible
  • slipping in and out of existence based on the viewer
  • we’re really good at hiding in small dark spaces and hissing at strangers
  • bioluminescence
  • idk i’m quite good at falling over things but that might be me

underplay:

"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

Reblog every time.

i will ALWAYS reblog this. I feel powerful just reading this photoset lol 

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I don’t care, you fool. Get out of my way. I’ll break it down myself.

Reblogged from Mickey and Company
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

Reblogged from i bleed white & blue

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

Reblogged from The Sun Will Rise

busket:

sixpenceee:

alloursongswillbelullabies:

sixpenceee:

Doesn’t that look beautiful?

Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?

Well you are in for a surprise

The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.

I forgot to add but here is a SOURCE

"It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…"

Reblogged from The Empire Never Ended

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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